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19. Engaged to a man in the military. Getting ready for deployment number one. Writer. Actor. Dreamer. Lover. Native Nebraskan living in California; proud American, aspiring veterinarian.I love animals, books, movies, music, tattoos, and cartoons. ♡This blog is made up of all things I find beautiful, quirky, interesting, or humorous. ♡

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

tittily:

tenouttatenasses:

sandandglass:

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That’s the nicest thing I’ve seen today.

imagine being that one guy who broke an 11 hour kindness chain

me looking at thing: yooooo
me looking at price: nooooo

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

shingekinokyojinheaven:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone

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loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

thorki:

acexlove:

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

intensional:

i love this show